BREAKING — Gorton’s Fisherman Elected Pope, Promises “To Be a Fisher of Men (and Cod).” Vatican insiders say his first act will be converting the Sistine Chapel into a lighthouse, reminding the faithful to always “Trust the Gorton’s Fisherman.”
BREAKING — Gorton’s Fisherman Elected Pope, Promises “To Be a Fisher of Men (and Cod).” Vatican insiders say his first act will be converting the Sistine Chapel into a lighthouse, reminding the faithful to always “Trust the Gorton’s Fisherman.”
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